{"product_id":"dumb-ass-75-unh","title":"Dumb Ass (75) (UNH)","description":"\u003ctable class=\"singles-description-table\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/html\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eRarity:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eC\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e#:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eCreature Type or Sub Type:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eCreature — Donkey Barbarian\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eP:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e3 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eT:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e2\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eRules Text Contains:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eAt the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e\u003cem\u003eEnvying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eSet:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eUnhinged\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003eNumber:\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003ctd\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n  \u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"catalogMetaData\" style=\"visibility: hidden;\" data-cardtype=\"mtg\" data-cardid=\"5\" data-tcgid=\"37847\" data-lastupdated=\"2026-09-03T18:09:37.805804\"\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    ","brand":"Magic: The Gathering","offers":[{"title":"Near Mint","offer_id":53104415998233,"sku":"397931","price":0.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0936\/4737\/2569\/files\/37847.jpg?v=1788458979","url":"https:\/\/carddynasty.ca\/fr\/products\/dumb-ass-75-unh","provider":"Card Dynasty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}